Sexual Assault Spike in Military Academies.

Gee, I thought they were full of Christians. Must be Trump kind of Christians.  At least Jimmy Swaggert paid for it.

Trump's Lite Schedule

He eat hamburgers and watches TV and tweets the voices he hears in his head.  That's days work in my book.  God sent him to grope Evangelicals.  That's a load.

God Wanted Sarah Sanders to Bake Meat Loaf

She should be home doing it right now.

Trump Hires Illegal Aliens

Hey hillbillies that's called hypocrisy, like the preacher screwing the church soprano.  But maybe you like that.  Just more hopeless faith.

Melania Trump Gets Much Needed Money From Settlement

Now she can buy some new clothes!!!  I think she was suffering like the government workers.

Roger Stone is a Clown

With a tattoo of Nixon on his back and a tattoo of Trump on his ass.  Wait until he's in prison and gets that Trump tattoo worked over-- will he raise his arms in triumph?

National Emergency!

Trump is President.

Rudy Giuliani had a Bowel Movement (Paid for by a Trump Charitable Organization)

and the burgers for the beefy football players.  (Did they feed the KGB as well?)

Chiropractors Baffle by Trump's Spine

Very interesting was the consensus.

Trump and Putin Made Smores

at an undisclosed cook out.  Trump had hamburgers flown in from McDonald's.

Trump Eats Hamburger in Klan Robe

Yummy!  But he spilled catsup on the robe.  Kellyanne Conway took the robe home and washed it.

Zoo Fence for Trump Family

Actually, there a bars as in jail bars.  Don't want their kind mixing with hard working Americans.

Will Cayenne Pepper Stop Kellyanne Conway from Lying?

Maybe some in a curry.