Thoughts and Prayers (2)

On the lips of the feeble minded. Certainly not the dead.

Franklin Graham Licks Trump's Loafers and Winks at Satan

Yeah, he's down there with the crotch-grabbing president boohooing while Trump farts in his ears.  What a display of fawning and Christian nihilism.

Jon Voight Best Actor Since Sarah Bernhardt

She could act too!  She did not take bribes from Russian gangsters either.

John Bolton's Mustache is Ready For War

He's the kind of guy who wants his own war and would have no qualms about killing hundreds of thousands of Iranians, maiming and inflicting mass PTSD on our youth, creating a permanent violent quagmire in the Middle East, then retiring to Hoover Institute to shuffle his papers.

Best Turd in Every State

Compiling data at this time.  Results soon with photos by famous paparazzi photographer.

Mike Morgan Head of ICE Has Miracle Eyes

Just like Bush and Trump looking into Putin's eyes.  These republicans are savants.  If you wrote a number on a piece of paper, they could guess what is is.

White Supremicist Terrorism

Just messing around by otherwise fine people from the other side or more specifically, the President's side.

Farmer Bailout Plan!

Free golf at a Trump Resort -- no tractors.

Roger Stone Has Garage Sale

Get all Nixon memorabilia at discount prices:  underwear, socks, t shirts, hoodies, ash trays, condoms (some unused), biographies signed my Stone, poetry, photocopies of love letters to Nixon, etc.

Giuliani Going to Timbuktu

He's going to dig up dirt on Elizabeth Warren.  They may not have a hotel suitable for a rich Republican.