Trump Will Pardon James A Fields

He's a nice guy, both Fields and the president.  Similar outlook on life.

Moral Stain on Trump's America

What?!  He's only concerned about stains in his underwear after a round of golf.

Not Good Idea: Spitting on Trumps

Although they talk and think like spittoons, we should grab less crotch and show some class as a country, right?

Creepy Old Men in Washington

That says it all...its in the constitution.

UFO sightings at Mar a lago resort

Strange dumpy creatures with orange combovers book rooms.  Heavy secret service presence.  several paparazzi disappeared in gater-infested swamps.  More later.

The cop/preacher homophobe genocidist

He'll be in the American Christian Hall of Fame very soon.  A big hall.  It's terrific to.  Some very nice people in it.

55 Shots in 3.5 seconds

Impressive.  American justice, like fast food.  Don't sleep on the burger.  Cops jumpy after their donuts.

Sarah Sanders to accept now job as Satan's Spokesperson

She's got the chops.  Satan likes Christian lairs the best of all.

Duncan Hunter - Are they all like him?

Who are the idiots who elected him?  What is the idiot population of the US?  That should be on the census form.

Kim knitting a Sweater for Trump

Hope it fits.

Trump Gets Beautiful Letter From Kim

With hearts, lace, xxoo"s and a picture of Putin with his shirt off.

Southern Baptists Getting in on the Action

Jesus must not be enough. Shopping all week in malls, praying the rest of the time (and pointing the finger at others) ...but wait there's time to molest and fornicate!

Idiot Conversion Therapy

Could start at the top and work through the ....