"the genius of our great president."

Third world dictatorship language written with the help of a buttphone.

Trump Would Have More Fun as a Blonde

I've thought a lot about this.  Picture him leading the "lock her up" chants or saying "God Damned" as a blonde.  Even the evangelicals would forgive his cussing.

Trump abandons Kurds

Because he couldn't make any money off them.  Lock her up!



Aporia at the Waldorf Astoria!

Trump Kills Al Qaeda Underwear Bomb Maker

He used his bare hands.  An alt right goon squad brought the suspect to a Trump golf course where the president beat the man to death with his bare hands!
The bomb maker used Trump inc. underwear made in China for his bombs.

Moscow Mitch asks Russian Oligarchs for Billions

to keep their boy Donald in office.