Trump Arm Wrestling Taliban for Peace

He's got big guns when he's in a wife beater.  Not saying.

Trump Loves War Crimes

He would have committed them if he didn't have a boo boo during the war like all the other chickenhawks who got is bogged down in the Middle East.

John Bolton Waxes his Mustache and Dreams of WW3

When he leaves his reverie he may testify.

Russian Disinformation 2019-2020

It's run out of the White House.  Ask Donald.

God Uses Imperfect People?

And they do imperfect things, even awful racist, greedy, idiotic, moronic,
vengeful, destructive, deceiving,  impious, arrogant..

This is a partial list.  More to come.

Trump Likes to Pose with Dead Bodies

The White House has a few dead bodies in the closet for the President to pose with.

Devin Nunes has Mad Cow Disease

Pray that his last days will be peaceful and not full of hallucinations about Ukrainian sewers full of hidden Democratic hard drives. He has the speech patterns and thousand yard gaze of one heavily sedated. Again pray as best you can.

White House: NeoNazi Clubhouse

They have a bowling alley!

Doctors take AntiChrist spores out of Trump's Brain at Walter Reed

He should be more civil soon.  But they grow back unfortunately.

Trump Gives Away State Secrets on Cell Phone

Trump is agent of Russia.  His information is useless because he doesn't know what he is doing.  He does bribery well.

GOP Senators unable to read or watch TV

Do they have special education classes in Congress?  Even the president can watch TV.  He's a master.  Big screen.  Snacks.  Burgers.  Aides dressed up in KKK bathrobes!  Evangelicals speaking on tongues!  Stephen Miller dressed up in a Nazi uniform!  Jim Jordan watching someone jerking off!  It's happening.

Take a Stand Against Evil

Stab a Trump balloon.  A U of Alabama student?

Well, at least he didn't stab a human.  He'll probably end up in a mall
killing scores of people exercising his second amendment right as a member of a militia defending America against contrary views.

Congressman Jordan Likes to Watch?

I don't want to spread unfounded gossip, but is this true?d  What else do the Republicans have going? Remember Dennis Hastart and Joe Paterno? Stay away from Republican locker rooms and showers!  Yikes.

Pray for Lindsey Graham

He is sick and will die soon.  His mind is going.  Mad Cow disease is rampant in the White House.

Lindsey Graham's head is stuck in the President's $$$

It's very accommodating, but day use is expensive and violates the emolument clause.  But it's going for a terrific cause.  Millions of Evangelicals have found comfort there.

Acid Thrown in US Citizen's Face (in US)!

More fun from Trump world.  Maybe the whistleblower will get the same treatment from one of Giuliani's Oligarch cronies.

White House Wants to Assassinate Whistleblower

One of the Trump boys is a hunter.  He'll do it.

Kellyanne Conway Explains Quantum Physics

Trump did the pioneering research on the subject and deserves a Nobel Prize.