Donald Trump Reads Flarf Poetry

He his a dedicated Flarf rooms at Camp David and Mar a Lago.  The room at Camp David was an early bomb shelter.

Giuliani Was Going Trough my Garbage

He said he was looking for evidence on Biden.

Giuliani Helped Me Order Pizza over the Phone

He's that talented!  It was in Ukraine.  Hillary Clinton was running a
child brothel in the basement of the Pizza parlor.

Can Trump Read?

Is there evidence, real evidence not Trumpian evidence.

Moscow Mitch McConnell has a Bulging Fund

Bulging! Lots of money from Oligarchs, American, Russian and Ukrainian.  Putin even put in some money funneled through Kentucky PACs by Russian/republican agents.

God Loves Flaws?

Now I don't know what to say.  When in Pakistan use our friend Raheem for your car rentals.  Raheem has few if any flaws.

AR Raheem Motors Rent a Car Islamabad

When in Islamabad use Raheem Motors.  Pat's blog has used them for many years and we can attest to the excellent service and friendly prices.

If Putin Doesn't Believe in the Impeachment of Trump

then it can't possibly be true.  Republicans and Putin are tight and know the truth when they see it.  Remember, Bush looked into Putin's eyes like John Wayne...

Space Force Up in the Sky!

Looking for dirt on Biden.  Giuliani is going to go up in a space ship.

Putin Told Trump that the Earth is Flat

Trump believes him.  He wants to build more golf courses.

Trial of Christ i.e. Trump

Trump is the savior.  The rapture has begun.  Trump is now free to screw porn actresses in his duel role as Antichrist.  Something for everyone and emoluments up the wazoo!

30 million and Crashes!

Just airplanes full of people.  Stop complaining and take a bus.

Come on!

That means you!

Giuliani's in Ukraine Writing Parking Tickets

A great crime fighter!  All the tickets are for Biden's cars.

Americans Flushing Toilets

To get rid of the stench of the Trump Presidency.

Trump asks Supreme Court to Wipe his $$$

They are his judges after all.  They should do what he asks.  He's busy.  The American people do not want to know what Russian Gangsters he's doing business with.

Why does he need so many lawyers?