Thunberg vs Trump

she is young and petite. he is old and fat.  Let's continue the list. Soon.

Dupes and Babies!

Trump had a sore toe in college, otherwise he would have won the Viet Nam War all by himself!  He has post traumatic stress from prostitutes making fun of his ......

One million Damns and Billions of Hamburgers

Children will start talking like President Trump.  He likes hamburgers too.

The No Evidence Presidency

Trump gets bored listening to evidence, but he doesn't when he makes it up.  God had no evidence either, but Trump is his vessel.   They're both broken.

Trump Launches Rocket at Hillary Clinton

He missed.  But he will try again.  She has a vast child porn industry
operating in many Ukrainian cities.  Giuliani's brought some bake for the White House when they get tired of watching the Trump show.

Funeral Stampede

Is that a rodeo?

Power Wash Your Gut

When in Islamabad ask AR Raheem.  He will rent you a car and direct you to an ancient house
of gut washing.  Very reasonable.  Excellent results.

United Methodist Church Attacks Iran

By stealth.  The operations will become public in the weeks ahead.