God Speaks through a Tank of Jerry Falwell's Jet Fuel

Mr. Falwell has a 100 gallon tank of Jet "Come to Jesus (tm) fuel in his back yard.  God and his father, Donald Trump, speak through the tank.  We have learned that the corona virus is fake.  People are pretending to die.  New York is in the midst of a huge theatrical production.

One drop of the fuel one''s forehead will secure eternal life and cure all major diseases.  The president uses it as face cream to have that gleaming (Biblical) orange glow to his countenance.

Liberty University Employee Sprays NY Times Reporter with Jet Fuel

A settlement is in the works.  You'll never hear about this from fake media.

Liberty University to Inoculate Students with Jet Fuel

Falwell "Come to Jesus" Jet Fuel will be used for inoculations against corona-virus.  The fuel will be delivered by injection.  The cost of the inoculations will be added to student fees in the upcoming semester.

The jet fuel is believed to be more effective than water from Lourdes.

Liberty University Uses Jet Fuel to fight Cornovirus

Jerry Falwell says that the University will wash all the school surfaces with Falwell Brand "Come to Jesus!" Jet Fuel, including the students, who will pay for the cleaning in next year's tuition.

Trump's "aspirationial projection"

Its coming from his ass where most of his ideas come from.

Trump Allies Tested for Rabies

Awaiting the results.

Jim Jordan -- friend of "perverts'

and a good Christian.  What is it with Republicans and wrestling?