Trump Advisers Divided

Some want more chokings others want Trump to play more golf.  He looks very presidential (beefy) in the tall grass.

Trump Shooting Looters

He'd like to but he has to play golf -- he can watch the videos later.

Trump Threatens the Sun

It shined in his eyes on the golf course.

Trump Wears a Pith Helmet When He Takes His Malaria Meds

The white house has painted out the swastika.  It think that's more tasteful.  If you look hard, you can still see it.  The nytimes would squawk about it if the swastika was more easily seen, like Jesus on a tortilla.

Trump Sniffs Glue

for covid 19, dummy.  Not for recreational purposes.

Trump's Graduation Speech for Pandemic

He gave it for the children of neo-nazis and Klansman, his base.  Fine people and a fine speech bearing witness to his love of Jesus Christ who got a few things right but was probably a secret democrat. As such, he deserved what he got.  Trump doesn't like his saviors nailed to a cross.  They provide prostitutes and loan money at good rates in exchange for favors.

National Day of Prayer Postponed

or should  be for 25 years and see what happens.  The trouble is that people would be sneaking prayers and not complying...the same people who won't social distance or wear masks.  Aporia in the Waldorf Astoria