No shaming! He was probably looking at potential tweets for White nationalism, vulgarity, revenge, boasting. Running a country isn't easy.
The WH should have Sean Hannity call the president on the phone and tell him if there is anything important he needs to know.
Monday, June 29, 2020
Sunday, June 21, 2020
Trump Has Huge Rally in Hell
Attendance was poor. The empty seats were on fire. Trump burnt his hands on a she devil's crotch. He should have learned.
Trump Administration Preparing for Second Wave of Crotch Grabbing
The president will use two hands so he doesn't drop the crotch.
Tuesday, June 16, 2020
Pense...Don't lie about Covid
Remember, you can go to hell for lying, even is Trump is Christ. He can't get you a pardon. But you can get a discount a condo in Hell's Trump Tower!
Saturday, June 13, 2020
National Bone Spur Day
We are trying to get President Trump to be the grand marshal. It is well known that he's suffered from debilitating bone spurs in his ankle which ruined his military career.
Friday, June 12, 2020
Don't Drink the Kool-Aide at the Trump Rally
Bring your own. If security won't let you bring it in, then chug it in the parking lot. And be sure to cough in each other's faces -- The Lord (Donald) will take care of you.
Everyone Write Trump a Letter
and tell him what a nice guy he is. I think he's pouting off camera or his bone spurs are acting up again. If he could have served, we would have won the war.
Give Trump a Vanderpump
It rhymes! Give him a beautiful poll he likes so he isn't so grumpy. Give him a police uniform so he can push an old senator to the ground, if his bone spurs aren't acting up.
Thursday, June 11, 2020
Jerry Falwell in Black Face
Was he drinking Falwell "JetFuel" Komboucha again? Why doesn't the guy just have a beer. The Klan robe he can wear at home. Don't show us the pictures, please.
Tuesday, June 9, 2020
WTF is a Vanderpump?
I know it is something that is supposed to be entertaining. Is it like a pet rock?
Sunday, June 7, 2020
Trump will speak on Race and Bleach
Don't ask me. I'm not going to listen. I threw up when I drank the bleach.
Thursday, June 4, 2020
Zuckerberg is Ten Feet Tall
when looking at his net worth. He's two feet tall standing behind Trump saying, yes sir.
Tuesday, June 2, 2020
Trump with a Bible (and Biblical parting of the Protesters)
Put a giant condom around the Bible to protect it.
Aporia in the Waldorf Astoria.
Aporia in the Waldorf Astoria.
Monday, June 1, 2020
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