Ron DeSantis -- the Grim Reaper

One of Donald s little henchmen.  Has to have his horns shaved daily.

Questioning Hurts Trumps (Fake) Feelings

Please don't upset him.  Show some respect, drink some bleach.

Ron DeSantis Lookel the Virus in the Face

just like George Bush looked Putin in the eyes and knew they could do business.
Trump makes mooncalf eyes at Putin, blows air kisses when Putin shows him photos and gangster loan papers.

DeSantis looked the virus in the eye, like John Wayne, and said go to hell you fake walking cold.  Who won?

Rose Garden Renovation!

Long overdue and timely!  Statues of dictators, racists, corrupt businessmen and Jeffry Epstein can be added.  Good work.  Timely.  Thoughtful.

Bill Barr -- Mob Lawyer

Good work if you can get it.  The president keeps him busy.  Free cigars?

WH says Science Behind Opening Schools

Soak the kids in bleach!

Ron "Big Virus" De Santis -- The NY Times

sent secret agents to Florida to cough on Floridians.  That's why your numbers are so high.  You should hire Fox agents to come and counter-cough on Floridians.  Didn't they teach you that at Yale.

Georgia: A Right as an American to cough in Your Neighbor's Face Without a Mask, but maybe a Klan Hood

At least brush your damn teeth. Use some of the Jerry Falwell "Jet Fuel Mouthwash.  Cleans your breath and repels Satan.

Ivanka Trump Eats Refried Beans

straight out of a can.  She didn't warm them up.  She just opened the can and began eating.  That's impressive.  That Trump family.  I like refried beans with Jerry Falwell "Jet Fuel."  It tastes a little like mild salsa.  But the beans and fuel are a perfect protein and could be vegan.

Trump Suing to Stay Out of Jail

But a cell with gold paint!  Make America Great Again.  Jail the corrupt.

Ghislaine Maxwell to Work for Trump Campaign

She will arrange hostess for gathers of donors, bigwigs, Tea Party members and Evangelicals.  She promises to make meet and greets great again.  No masks needed.

Everyone is Lying -- Trump

How could a country elect such a bleach-drinking desperate idiot.  He couldn't conduct a third grade experiment. Golfing, crotch grabbing, gangster loans, tax fraud, etc.  good Christian values.

DeSantos -- Champion Virus Spreader

Please accept your guest pass for an Trump Golf course and an extra long red tie made in China.

Trump's Cognitive Test was Given by Veterinarian

Trump stomped on the floor to convey answers to questions.  The nursing staff changed his diapers.

Roger Stone Will Change Trump's Diapers When Pardoned

Giuliani was doing it but he now has black lung.  He wore protective gear but the Presidents movements are quite toxic.

Mississippi Lawmakers Test Positive for Idiocy -- Free Membership in the Trump Idiot Club

How's that capitol fresh air working for you.  You could have worn confederate masks.

Trump's Diapers Full of Covid Virus

His diapers have spread the disease.  This is a story that needs more air.

Ron DeSantos -- Premature Opener

Start digging the graves gov.  Maybe Trump can help dig as part of his prison release program.  Or bury the dead on Trump golf courses. There are a lot of options including waiting for the ocean to rise and wash Florida away.

Change Trump's Diapers -- Please!

Pence, that's your job. Or may Barr.

Isn't Trump's Face A mask?

When he grabs the flag, like he's grabbing a woman's crotch, he's demonstrating
the mask of Evangelical morals and lust.  Is that not so?

Ron DeSantos Ivy League?

He failed his pandemic class. Florida, keep breathing in each other's faces. In fifty years the cemeteries will be underwater.  That will stop the virus.

New WH Message -- Die and shut up!

Sorry, that's shut up and die.  An intern wrote that and we don't know how to change it.

Trump Loves Spreading the Virus

He's bored with his base and wants to kill them off.  He's tired of lying to them.