If Falwell is a Crook

 then in the Evangelical world view he is a saint.   All ordinary moral considerations are backwards.  The devil's got a pitchfork in your ass and you don't know it.  MAGA!

Trump to Kenosha to Shoot Protesters in the Back

 His bones spurs may be bothering him, but the president wants his chance to shoot someone in the back...maybe a cnn reporter.

Jerry Falwell and Stormy Daniels will Make a Movie Together

 The movie will be a biopic but the story but as yet there no script.  But repentance will be a theme.  In order to repent there has to be a lot of fornication.  Greed and avarice are no longer a sin.  They are now a virtue.  So just fornication and corss dressing.  

I've gotten word that they may both work in a Frozen Yogurt store and one thing leads to another.  This is a leak from the committee writing the script-- several writers studied at Liberty to they may be disgruntled or actually looked in windows and saw things.

Updates as they happen.

Trump will Offer Kyle Rittenhouse Job as Director of Homeland Security

 He's a terrific and beautiful kid.

Kyle Rittenhouse -- Trump Supporter

 He's really a nice kid.  Trump will pardon him.  He could have shot up a school in a spree that would later be called a hoax in the world where the American mind has turned into a toxic pablum that will soon be dripping out of noses, ears and mouths.  It will be called manna and the Rapture will begin with thousands of mass shootings.  By then they won't be called shootings.  Total dementia will be underway.

Ghislaine Maxwell to move into Lincoln Bedroom in White House

 President Trump is practicing compassionate conservatism and as a remembrance of the great American Jeffry Epstein.  Trump did not get a chance to pardon Mr. Epstein.  Maxwell also promised to find several nannies to take care of Eric.

Kinky Falwells ! (Even the Devil blushed!)

 Please send all your money to the Liberty University fornication and adultery fund. Is Liberty kinkier than Baylor?  Baylor was just a rape school with Ken Starr watching.  The president might like some senior action.  He can't just keep talking and talking.

Trump is nailed to a Cross

and speaks  for 1000 years.  Some people complain that it is gibberish.  They are executed in the new paradise. 

For 40 days and 40 Nights Trump Spoke

as the pandemic rose up and killed everyone except his family.  The Lord was pleased and dthe president got his second term. 

Trump will speak for 666 straight hours

 The devil will inject Trump's throat with medicine from hell. The evangelicals will buddy up to the devil think he is Trump's father.  This is the last move of the deep state. You won't get this from QAnon wankers.

Trump will Speak for 72 Straight Hours

 Preachers will pray for his throat continuously so that his brilliance will keep gushing forth.

Trump to Speak for 48 Straight Hours

 at the Republican convention proving the existence of God and his great love for Jesus.  Many Evangelicals believe the Rapture will begin while Trump is speaking, at least 12 hours will be in tongues. Jerry Falwell will do erotic pantomime on a split screen at the appropriate moments.

The Deep State Put a Cockroach

 in one of the President's hamburgers.  He ate it without noticing otherwise he would have complained bitterly and whipped Pence again.

Barr opposed to Snowden Pardon

 No money in it for him.  Let's crowd source.  And raise some money for Bannon, he needs it.

Trump does not need Evidence

Even trutherism is confusing.  Ask any Evangelical. 2020 years and nothing has happened, except selling your souls to the devil with weird hair and gaudy hotels where you will be tortured for eternity for your stupidity.

The Deep State end Allison Stokke's Pole Vault Career

 The deep state has slowed the flow of beer in Wisconsin by .005%.

Deep State adds Abrasive Particles to WH Toilet Paper

 This was very inconsiderate.  There some sore bums.  It is believe that former Obama loyalists were involved.

The Biggest Plumber's Crack in Each State

 Get your pictures ready.  There will be a World PC Competition in Sturgis to help spread Covid.  Contests are also planed for universities where high learning at close proximity is the norm.

Scheduling information will be announced soon. 

Trump bites Postman's ankle

 Now the postman has rabies and bone spurs.

Ron Desantis is another stable genious!

Ask the grave diggers and the guy he paid to take his SATs. 

Trump says, "Spanish flu killed off dinosaurs."

Aren't dinos roaming around on Trump golf courses, as a tax write off?

"The Lord and the Founding Fathers"

have seen a lot of things, like Jerry Falwell with his zipper down and a glass full of Falwell Jet Fuel Protean Shake as well as anything Trump and Putin do separately and together on their large screen zoom link.  Trump created a terrific world in five days.  He played golf on each day!

Trump thinks Preparation-H will cure covid-19.

We could give it a try, I guess.  Maybe mosquito repellent, since mosquitoes carry malaria.

Trump Blames BLM for Explosion in Beirut

Is this credible or is it what it is?  Beirut may use mail in ballots but not by mail.

Trump can't say "One way or another"

But he can say, "it is what it is."  Now that is cognitive ability of a twenty something partying in a crowd with out masks.  How's his prostate -- marvelous, fantastic, world class.

Is he jealous of Clinton for flying to the "island?"  Or did he?  The plot thickens.  It is what it is and I can't say one way or another. But I could say what it is, one way or another.  That may lead to contradictions and I can't get away with that.

"It is what it is."

The counter argument is "it isn't what it is."  A compromise, "it isn't always what it is" or "sometimes it is what it is, but at other times it isn't what it is."  It does depend on what is means. Example, he is on the island with underage girls.  There is a lot examine and analyse in that proposition.

Logicians, weigh in please.

Bill Clinton on the Island?

Give his p------ a lie detector test.