Tremendous Reviews Trump

was hearing voices while sitting on the toilet again. WH needs a white noise (supremacist) in the WH bathrooms so Trump stops hearing voices.

Giuliani has Slow acting Ebola

 Pray for him, Brad Parscale, Jerry "rocket Launcher" Falwell, as well as many others in the Trump administration.  Falwell is drinking a brown colored drink, tea? with bleach,  to fight ebola.  

Brad Parscale -- a real Trumpite

 He learned everything from his boss.

Ron DeSantis Push for Extinction

 His goal is for everyone in Florida to die.  You can help him in his crusade by going to a bar or cafe or just committing suicide.  Make your wills payable to Donald Trump.

Platinum Plan -- Buy Fake Platinum

 Buy it from a Trump business.  It's gold-colored plastic made in China. Spend all your money one it and live on the street a few years later!

Robots in Hot Zones

 When areas of the earth are to hot to inhabit, we can move robot populations there and they can sit around and stare at phones.  This will give tech industries work.  We will also need robot police to repel the displaced people moving to cooler climates.  We'll will need robots to work crematoriums.

Why not just have 1000 billionaires named Trump and a population of adoring robots?

Bill Barr -- Superspreader

 Staying home for a short period of time to avoid spreading a deadly disease equal to hundreds years of  enslavement?  He's head a the justice department?  God have mercy.  I rally need to take my assault rifle to church.

Caputo to spend two months under giant tin foil hat

 Many Trump appointees come from the hat spa and return there to converse with aliens and pederasts who live several miles below Washington DC in condos provided by the deep state.  It is a heady and confusing mix.

Natalie Wood owns trailer parks

 She travels between the trailer parks in western united states, never staying in one park to long. She is afraid of being discovered, although she has had her face altered and is quite old now.

Trump give Putin Condo at Mar a Lago

 Very generous!  I think he needs a room in the White House as well.

Trump Predicts Ice Age

 Ice will cool down the climate.  Trump is buying mountains for ski resorts.  I think we are all looking for cooler weather and have to thank President Trump for his omniscience and advising God on how best to grab crotches.

Trump says to put out fires with brooms

 This upset the antiwitch wing of his base.  Which wing is that?  Lock her up.

An old bitch gone at the teeth

 who said that?  Were they wearing a MAGA hat or a Kafka hat?  Kafka didn't say that.

Nevada's Trailer Parks will soon be empty

After the Trump Arena death event.  Bury them with their Bibles!  Only decent thing to do pardner.  Bury them in the deep state.

Trump Rally: Covid Death Orgy

 Thousands of Trumpoids French Kissing each other and hoping to be dead and kill as many people as possible because the Rapture just won't come.  Maybe it came at Sturgis and you missed it.

White House denies that Trump is Human

 despite evidence that he walks, talks and tweets.  He plays golf and may have hugged his son years ago.  He had a charity and took the money.  He's done many things, human things, groping and peeking through windows.  This is outrageous.

Trump will inhale all the Covid Virus in the World

 He will win multiple Nobel Prizes for prophylactic digestion.  He will bill everyone for $500,000,000,000 dollars so he can buy his family presents and pay Bill Barr off.

Trump Proposes New Taxes

 He needs taxes to pay for his legal fees. Why should a billionaire pay lawyers?

Trump will swear on anything

 He does that daily.  What else is new.  He could swear with his hand on Putin thigh instead of the bible.

Trump...wear your Klan robe. in Public! You'd look good in it.

 Be a proud wizard.  Putin thinks that you are sexy in it.  You can grab a crotch and hid your hand in your robe, fake crotch grab!  Give Barr a robe too.  He'd look good in one.

Trump passes "slimeball" in WH bathroom

 We've all done it.  He was on the phone with Putin and he had to go. No biggie.  Putin pledged 100 million for Trump's reelection. 

The Trump/Putin Ticket

 When is Putin going to rally at the swing states?

Trump asks Putin for Nerve Agents

 to use against opponents.  It gives you a runny nose for a few days.  Trump will use lit to fight covid and bone spurs.

Herd Immunity -- Why Not?

 They tried it in Sturgis and it seemed to work. 

Trump will appear in Klan robe before November

 H has to appeal to his base.  give the guy a break.  Biden has ruined the country for the last four years.

By Nov 1, every American will have a gallon of bleach/malaria elixir

 Get your Ritz crackers ready, Uncle Donald will defeat covid.  Even with his bone spurs.  He stayed home, he wasn't a loser soldier.

Trump's unplanned hospital visit

 His horned tail was poking through his pants.  Jerry Falwell has one too.  Most evangelicals have tails.  Won't be good during the Rapture.

UFO full of thugs in MAGA hats land on WH roof

 The aliens are here to help Trump get elected. Only a few can speak.