Cooked up in the labs under DC by pederasts using underage workers. The virust was shipped to China and sent to the use in Iphones. You know the rest.
Saturday, October 31, 2020
Friday, October 30, 2020
Monday, October 19, 2020
Trump's psychotic babel is repelling UFOs
full of child molesters that want to land in the Bible Belt but they are afraid of presidential spittle. They must use Trump Party Dolls made in China.
Saturday, October 17, 2020
Trump will flee prosecutors
by living in his vast condo complex under Washington DC. He will be welcomed by the deep state.
Friday, October 16, 2020
Trump Reversals: His mind is spinning
and squirting bleach, mosquito repellent, french fry sauce, urine and the backwash of his putrid mind. PPE please!
Desperate Trump will make appeal to child molesters and serial killers
There are some very fine child molesters and serial killers.
WE take issue with the President.
If Trump loses election, he will defect to Russia
He will run the American corruption unit in the FSB. Millions of Evangelicals will follow their Messiah.
Rudy Giuliani and Steven Bannon
Two great Americans collaborating with the Russian Intelligence Agencies. Wasn't being a traitor punishable by firing squad? We advocate putting them in the same cell as Trump and his family.
Trump to Excavate White House to look for Deep State Pedophiles
His Qanon advisers have located a pizza parlor 500 feet below with thousands of enslaved children. Trump will put on a anti-Satan clown suit and rescue them!
Thursday, October 15, 2020
Hoover Institution Insider Trading?
Come on. Their inside, Deep state. That's a perk. Get rid of the welfare state, more pork for Hoover!
Tuesday, October 13, 2020
People sent home from Trump Rallies
to spread the disease then die holding their Bibles and assault rifles. If they could only have a drop of Trump's miracle medicine!
Sunday, October 11, 2020
Trump wants his pal Putin to bomb Blue states
Pat's bog is in Arkansas so we're good. We can go on wheels like Iraqi weapons of mass destruction. Are the Iraqi weapons at mar a lago? After spending several trillions dollars looking for them, I suggest the store rooms of the pool at Mar a lago for a start. Maybe Trump Tower next to the Russian nerve agent and cure for Covid. Keep looking and keep bombing.
Trump wants CIA to assassinate Joe Biden.
Is that legal? Maybe Barr could get him in a choke hold and only let go if Biden promises to quit the campaign and retire.
Judge Barrett rules on Second Ammendment
She speaks in tongues. It is translated. We have right to bear arms and shoot people. Guns are made for shootin'. Why not shoot a people! You can always shoot a coyote but why not shoot your neighbor over the back fence especially if he's not reading the Bible.
Saturday, October 10, 2020
Trump will projectile spray everyone
at the White House event today. He loves to spread the disease.
Friday, October 9, 2020
Florida -- Invest in the death industry -- caskets and crematoriums
Ron DeSantis -- the grim reaper!
When Trump is painted Orange
that means he's contagious. Keep away unless Covid is a religious experience for you, send by God. Imagine what a religious experience leprosy is!
Trump has leprosy. Send him some triple antibiotic cream!
Barr is a member of a militia
He is about to storm a pizza parlor in Maryland to attack 1000 Antifa pederasts hiding in a broom closet. Barr will apply choke holds to each of the pederasts. Very heroic!
Trump to have Proud Boys Event at WH
Everyone will wear a mask. Trump is concerned about their health. Very considerate.
Kafka Jenner fights with Kierkegaard Jenner
They fought over a silly handbag. Honestly, its embarrassing that so much money and attention are lavished on such unremarkable people. And we lap it up like starving dogs.
Thursday, October 8, 2020
Trump wants fly from Pense's head to sign NDA
The Fly refuses. Bill Barr is on it. The entire DOJ is investigating and preparing charges. The fly refuses citing brain damage from Pense's hair spray.
God sent Covid and Bone spurs to Trump
So he would not have to fight in the Michigan insurrection and spurs Vietnam. He also avoided having to save Pense from the fly. It could have involved f=bombs!
25th Amendment or Elephant tranquilizer?
He can wake up in January and get ready for his many court cases in NY. I'm thinking a family cell with a bull horn for bombastic excess. A Fox visiting room will be necessary. Please leave suggestions.
Trump's Militia Plans to Attack Michigan Capitol
Trump told the Proud boys to standby. They were afraid that he would die. So the began the insurrection. They are waiting for the DOJ to bail them out. Barr is working on their defense right now.
Wednesday, October 7, 2020
Trump would rather drop his pants on the WH lawn
then expose his taxes. That bad? He must be worth a million. He could always work for the bank while paying off his loan. Greeting customers and infecting them with covid and gaslighting disease.
Tuesday, October 6, 2020
Mike pense will have bible taped to thigh during debate
if he suspected a militia attack, he might have it in his shirt pocket to repel any stray bulleets.
Russia to pay off Trump's $421 Million debt
In return, Russian can try nerve agents and their delivery systems on citizens in Blue states.
Sunday, October 4, 2020
Trump did 100 push ups in the hospital
Putin can only do 90. You can't trust Putin because he lies all the time. He's not a good Christian like Trump.
Trump Joyriding -- what a bozo!
Fake covid. Just time to be on the phone alone with Putin plotting election disinformation.
Trump is Pissed at Mark Meadows
He won't wear the pair of Proud Boys underwear that Trump gave him. A new line of real men's fashion made in China. Ivanka has push up proud boys bras in production.
Friday, October 2, 2020
White Supremacist Heaven
The organ is playing. Hamburgers are on the grill. Weird rock and roll is playing. Beefy guys with swastikas are walking around in the clouds. A few college educated saints carry tiki torches. Some white supremacists light their farts with matches to clear the air for the arrival of their great leader.
Sean Hannity Gave the President a Hamburger to Denounce White Supremacy
The president wept bitterly after betraying the Klan. He may not recover.
Hey Fr. Jenkins of Notre Dame
God still knows who you are if you wear a mask. Or maybe not. Did you infect the football team?!
Putin would Campaign for Trump
but he doesn't want to get covid. Maybe he told Donald to wear a mask in one of their lovey dovey midnight calls. But Donald is a brute, despite his bone spurs.