Please Tranquilize Trump and send him to Special Facility

 Mar a lago will do.  Give him a fake twitter account and plenty of hambergers.

Zombie Minks cast illegal ballots for Biden

Sydney Powel is making a coat out of the dead mink.

Trump supports do not get covid

 Perfectly understandable why they want to hang out with one another!

The Deep State bugged Sydney Powell's Spellcheck

 She was an excellent speller in elementary school.

Sydney Powell has vast warehouses full of evidence

 She'll use it too.  At the time of her choosing.  When the Lord whispers in her ear. When a flatus is fortuitous. 

Call Sydney Powell if you are in a fender bender or fall on the floor

 She'll get a big intergalactic settlement.

Turks and Cilcos student vacation

 who has the money for that?

Giuliana self isolating in Ukranian Sewer

 He is looking for evidence that he is not senile.

Giuliani Abducted by Communist UFO

 and he was penetrated or given an injection of Ukranian sewer water. It was dripping out of his head at the press conference.  He may also have slow acting ebola.  Pray for him.

Dr. Atlas Massages Trump's Bone Spurs

 Trump moans but his spirits lift when he hears how many of his supporters have heroically without wearing masks. Trump says, it should have been me. His compassion is infinite like the Buddha.

Barr licks Trumps golf shoes again.

 He likes the spikes.

Pfizer to Make Vaccine that will change Trump into a Human

 That will be a nice change. But he still has to go to jail.

Trump's Inner Circle Wants to go to the Porn Shop in Philly

 Rudy didn't buy enough material for everyone.  It's also a low pressure venue to persue the UFO and aliens who stole Trump ballots...billions of terrific ballots.

Satan has Approached Donald Trump

about his true identity as the Antichrist.  The president told Satan to go F..... himself. Those are fighting words.

Trump Spreading Covid on Golf Course

 The grounds crew, cooks, waiters other golfers have all died horrible deaths.

Trump on Suicide Watch

 Guiliania has been farting nonstop -- a nervous disorder.  Trump fears years in Rykers Island with his pans around his ankles.  ( He can reach to pull them  up)

Rudy Giuliani farted 5000 times in Philadelphia -- and got away with it!!!!!

 He'd eaten about 5 pounds of Ukrainian beef jerky he'd brought back from a Biden hunt and then it began. I sure hope he bags a Biden.