Mike Lindell on Hunger Strike

 He will only eat pillow foam (with feathers) until what?  Trump will arrive with hamburgers and call off the strike, just when Lindell's weight has dropped below 100 pounds.  It's a moving story.

Mike Lindell uses his colonoscopy pictures

 as evidence of voter fraud.  Is that plausable?

Open Season -- Shoot People You Don't Like

 Buy guns and shoot people that scare you.  If you already have an arsenal, buy some more guns just for fun.  You can't shoot people for fun, but you can if they scare you, even if they are in another part of the country.

Shooting people for fun is next, but it will take a few years and some conservative think tank work for the language.  Shoot latte liberals doesn't quite work yet.  

Rittenhouse crying

 because he wants his rifles so he can go to his high school and shoot students.

Gov Abbot finds porno in his own library!

 It was planted by agents of George Soros. It's a sad day when a god fearing politician goes to his library to find a Bible and finds a book of porno instead. I think he should burn his house down as a prophylactic measure.  You have to be safe.d  Loss of property is the price of a virtuous god-fearing life.

Republican Book Burners (they read?)

 At least they are not burning witches to entertain the king.  But he gets restless and panicky at Mar a Lago, so who knows.  Maybe virgin sacrifice with Evangelical Preachers watching. Falwell could organize the burnings.  He likes to watch.

J D Vance -- Bottom Feeder

 A Yale alum?  Yikes.  He must do Trump impersonations in the bathroom mirror.

Facebook changes its name to Shamefacebook

 or Assbook and so on.  

Escobar's "cocaine hippos" to be moved to Trump Tower

 Will they fit in an elevator or have to be hoisted with a crane?

Texas is Pro Holocaust

 Thanks for making that candid admission.  If you build ovens, I'm sure you can use them to eliminate Election Steal Deniers!

Steve Bannon Hiding Under his Bed

 He's waiting for Donald to bring him a hamburger.

God-fearing Family

God-fearing God

God-fearing strip mall.

God-fearing herd of cows.

God-fearing virus.

God-fearing fear.

God-fearing dictionary.

God=fearing hamburger.

Over the coming months this blog will list all God-fearing living things and their stuff.

Trump Claims he was never president!

 He says he was a hog farmer for the last twenty years.  I thought I saw him on TV in a suit with a tie that ended at his ankles.

Trump Fundraising off Morons

 You know who you are!

Trump sues Poodle

 The poodle crapped on a lawn at Mar a Lago.  Trump is also suing a coffee cup, a golf ball, the wind, the English Language, God, his mattress, toilet paper, water, urine, people who appear in his nightmares, the Atlantic Ocean, all attractive women, short men, etc.  

A complete list of law suits will appear in a future post.

More Trees, Fewer People

 Restore the earth's surface with forests. 

Smug anti-vaxxers are dropping like flies

 Must be something to learn here.  If you know what it is, please respond.

Trump was thrown out of Hell

 Satan thought he was too childish and pushy.  But evangelicals thinks he's just their kind of guy!

Bob Enyart: RIP

 He is in heaven surrounded by Africans who died of AIDS.  They are singing to him.

Mike Lindell sells rare collection of feathers

 to pay his legal fees and extortion from a UFO hovering over his house.  Please send money!

Taliban Passes Strict Voting Rights Bill

 They received help from Texas legislators.  Just can't have everyone voting...wink, wink.

Texas will have Shootouts in the streets with tumbleweeds blowing around

 This will alleviate the prison and legal system, as well as appeal to traditional ways of justice and sport.  Tournaments are in the works. Stadiums are empty most of the week.  At least it's not abortion!

A Texan shoots another Texan in Starbucks

 Just to get his damn ten gallon hat!  Oh, and because he can.

Joe Rogan is eating hay and carrots as a Covid Treatment

 He has a bale bedside and he's doing well.  Worms are crawling out of his orifices. He's going to sell the worms for charity.

Arizona Ninjas use Divining Rods to Find missing Trump Votes

 Those rods will work through cement!

Trump wanted to fund the audit -- with his money? Ha Ha Ha

Policeman takes animal worming medicine for covid.

 He dies, of course.  But he was in charge of law and order and carried a gun!  We need basic intelligence tests for...no that won't happen.

Trump Kills Big Terrorists

 They were so big that they couldn't hide behind trees, get into caves and they wore Trump long ties (made in China) that could be spotted by drones.  The Taliban basketball team with not have front line players, just point guards.

Desantis is a Liberal trying to kill off all of MAGA with covid!

 If he becomes president, the Bible Belt and the deep south will be a vast graveyard.  But there will be a lot of crosses.  That's a good thing.

Gov Ron "Death" Desantis is Winning

 the death count and Floridians can't wait to die.  Maybe stay home with the flu so people with real sickness can use the beds.  That goes for the rest of the South.  

Do you mix moonshine with your deworming cures?

Cyber Ninjas stop working because of bedwetting

 While this is common among children, is it stress related in adults battling demons for each vote?  Maybe they need to have the Moose Lodge help.

Guiliani uses his own whiskers as a condiment

 He learned this from the Ukrainian homeless when he was sewer diving for dirt on Biden.

He plans on selling is shavings to raise money for his legal defense.

Trump not Bright?

 He sold over 50 thousand dollars worth of his long ties to the Taliban.  They don't wear ties!  That's a salesman!

A Trump golf course is on the drawing board for suburban Kabul.

Elon Musk will build a Robot

 The robot will become a billionaire and not pay taxes.  Everyone is too dumb to notice, even when told.  It will be progress.

Texas Cannot Kill children in School -- for a few days

 Republicans will sent out hit squads to knock off children until the spread of covid can be restored to public school where it belongs.

Fan who poked Mike Lindell taking selfie

 The "selfie" showed horns coming out of the side of Mr. Lindell's head.  This is clearly a doctored image from the Antichrists dirty tricks unit in Mar a Lago.  Don't be fooled.

Antichrist Poking Mike Lindell with AC poker!

 Lindell is developing special anti Antichrist pillow as well as kevlar business suit for conspiracy conferences.

Desantis would like to Shoot all Floridians with Automatic Weapons

 Even though that is the approved American way to express a bad day, he's settling for a slow death count by covid.  He's also a dictator supported by 1000 conservative pederast billionaires!  The billionaires want to loot the houses of the dead.  Isn't that a bit greedy!

Gov Abbott inhaling vast amounts of Covid

 He is heroically taking it into his own body to save Texans.  This is a profile in courage.

Tim Tebow will train for Olympic Ping Pong Team

 His massive biceps will certainly help.  This is a divine call.

MarjorieTaylor Greene and the Taliban

 She will become a nurse and lead a mission to vaccinate the Taliban. This is a prediction.  All of the predictions from this blog have come true.  She has a big heart!

"Live now, die later"

 Take naps on My Pillow guy's pillows. Please donate to his legal fund.

Rand Paul Wants Covid to Spread

 so he can make a lot of $$$ on the treatment.  But those sick can't pay for it.  Maybe the taxpayers will pick up the tab!!!!

Covid/Rapture and Trump

 Trump funded the vaccine to keep the damned alive for the Antichrist to prod with a pitchfork on ESPN and Youtube.  Trump took the vaccine, though.  Does that make him the Antichrist?!

Covid is the Rapture!

 The deep south is realizing what is happening and is rushing to meet their maker in this long-overdue event.  Godspeed.

Desantis Uses Misquito Repellent to Repel Covid

 Pederasts have been coughing on Gov Desantis when he's praying.  We'll see how this works out.  It's promising.  We'll have to wait for the Covid Research Teams at Mar a lago to issue their report.

Rand Paul making some $$$ from Covid

 He'll be able to buy a lot of Mr. Pillow's pillows.  Is that ethical? Just asking.

Where does one look for ethics?

Proof of Chinese Election Hack

 I found some egg fu young in a suspicious place in Arizona, a Motel 6.  I believe Chinese agents stayed there while they overhauled the voting machines.  I want my money, pillow guy.

Giuliani Selling Pillows (Pillow Guy) to Pay Legal Bills

 So please buy one if he comes to your door.  Hopefully, he'll wear a mask.  You can offer him a tissue if his dye runs.

My Pillow Guy has a Stomach Ache

 He dreamed he ate a giant marshmallow.  When he woke in the morning, his pillow was gone.

Now, whether a figure with horns was in the room laughing -- hair dye running down his face -- is in dispute.  I do not believe anyone was in the room.  He simple ate his pillow -- they are that good.

Would Desantis and Abbott ask the KKK to remove their hoods?

 That's almost like asking why is there anything and not nothing.  I find both confusing and impossible to answer.

Rudy Giuliani will sue hair dye company

 His hair dye clearly ran down his face.  The company counters that Giuliani's hair was compromised from his months of running around the sewers of Ukraine looking for evidence that proved Trump is Christ returned.

Desantis is going to go to schools and rip the masks from small children

 while his base chants, lock her up, lock her up.  Its all very manly and war-heroish.

Guiliani Selling Mary Kay Products

 in and around  Mar a Lago.  Mrs Trump bought some lip gloss.  The ex president bought some orange face cream to help Rudy out.

Desantis: Hall of Fame Covid Enabler

Induction ceremony planned for the most opportune time for a super spreader event.  Donald Trump may make a statement, not in person, though.

Gov Abbott to Send Covid Patients to Florida To Dump in the Swamps

 Desantis is burning masks in his BBQ.  Maybe this isn't a good idea. I think they need another plan.  CNN will find out.

Marjorie Taylor Greene Praises Dead Covid Victims

 She is encouraging everyone to die and go to a Trump Tower in the sky.  But you can only look at the Tower.  You will have to live in a tent near a fake toxic waste dump.

Taliban Bringing Covid Vaccines to Miami

 Desantis is using Chinese thermometers to repel them.  Voting machines are exploding.

Taliban Moving toward Miami

 But they are worried about Desantis and covid.  They won't take the city without wearing masks.

Gov Desantis Practicing Human Sacrifice

 Human sacrifice is usually performed in private at Republican gatherings for big donors.  Desantis is using the population of Florida for a large scale sacrifice. Trump is ecstatic. 

Gov Desantis Will Pay for Your Fake Funeral

 Floridians, if you fake death from  Covid as a freedom fighter, Desantis will pay

for your funeral with fake money. So cough in your friend's face as often as possible.

Mo Brooks wimping out

 Mo, if you're going to incite a riot, be proud of it.  Don't run off to court with your insurrectionary tail between your legs.

Governors Desantis and Abbott are Competing for Biggest Death Counts

 Remember the death panels that would chose who lived or died if everyone had health care?  Desantis and Abbott are better than a death panel.  I think they have a side bet on the death count.

You can still look 'em in the eye with a mask on.  Like George Bush looking into Putin's eyes.  Trump found Putin's eyes pretty.

Time for Desantis to Deny Covid

 Yes.   The republican base is ready to deny that Covid exists and no one has died.  The dead can't speak! There are no hospitalizations and the Atlantic Ocean will stay out of Miami. Gov, just raise and hand and shout, Praise the Lord.  That's enough.

DeSantis Moves into First Place

He received a call from President Trump with ideas on how to kill off more Floridians.

Arizona Republicans are Eating Their Children

 The count is in question.

Republicans Pull the Plugs on Ventilators

There is no Covid.  The sick are faking and deserve to die. They are probably hiding Trump votes under the blankets.

Jeff Bezos Next Adventure

Paying income taxes. 

Gov Desantis is a Genious

 Just deny that there are any Covid cases in Florida.  At least half the people will believe you.  Tell them Donald said so.

J D Vance Pratices Traditional Values

 He's not postmodern! He's servile and willing to lick Trumps golf shoes to get ahead.  God Bless.  Trump can pray up a storm btw.

Texas Abortion Law

 allows you to shoot people you believe to be pro abortion.  Stand your ground.

Vegan Pizza.  Aporia at the Waldorf Astoria.

America First!

 Sexual assault, underage girls, and pederast worship a close second.

Giuliani to Pose Topless to Raise Money for His Legal Defense

 He still has that right.  If Trump can pose topless, then Rudy can do so too. Satan can't stand the sight of men posing topless.  This will slow the infiltration of pederasts into Bible Belt churches. Putin has posed topless and he doesn't have a pederast problem!

Arizona Looking for Missing Ballots with Cavity Searches

 Believing Trump Ballots are missing, Arizona Republicans are making cavity searches of many election workers.  The recovered ballots will be subject to an additional audit.  They are being air dried at the Ranch of a republican Billionaire in Arizona.

Arizona GOP Burning Biden Ballets in Fires

 This will prove that Trump won all the votes!

Liberty University Wants Trumps Tail as Holy Relic for Worship

 When Trump sheds his tail, it will go to Liberty University.  The students will welcome the return to religious education and life and the withdrawl from politics.

Trump's tail has already restored sight to the blind and cured lepers.  The tail will also be a source of revenue and pilgrimage. 

Trump Growing Tail

 He wore his pant backward to let his tail move freely.  Mo Brooks has seen the tail and has been in hiding.  

Evangelicals have started worshipping the Tail as a sign of the Rapture.

Mo Brooks Hiding in QAnon Safe House

 He was hiding under a bed from a pederast with a long tail.  He got excited when the tail poked him!

Klan Meetings in Salt Lake City

 Are non- Mormans allowed to attend?  Are there special underclothes for the meeting?

Wyoming -- land of Young Love Republicans

 Didn't Matt Gaetz fly there recently to get some 14 year old republican?  Where is Qanon when we need them?

Arizona Recount

 They are making new ballots using crayons!  I hope it works.  Might look different.  But that's not a problem when you believe.

Arizona Drifting into Area 51

 Millioins of Pederasts are hiding behind cacti.  Don't get pricked.  The bible will be renamed the Book of Maga. Donald Trump dies on a golf course to save our sins.

Matt Gaetz -- Beavis or Butthead?

 Same hairdoo...same features...same sex interests.

Trump Watches as Gaetz has Sex

 Send your money to the Gaetz sex and fake news fund.  Must be tough for Evangelicals to tithe and send money to Trump and Gaetz.  Have to cut back on the weaponry to combat UFO pederast landings in the neighborhood.

Lin Wood has the 1000 yard stare

 Sidney Powell looks like she's eaten 1000 tin foil hats.