Arizona Republicans are Eating Their Children

 The count is in question.

Republicans Pull the Plugs on Ventilators

There is no Covid.  The sick are faking and deserve to die. They are probably hiding Trump votes under the blankets.

Jeff Bezos Next Adventure

Paying income taxes. 

Gov Desantis is a Genious

 Just deny that there are any Covid cases in Florida.  At least half the people will believe you.  Tell them Donald said so.

J D Vance Pratices Traditional Values

 He's not postmodern! He's servile and willing to lick Trumps golf shoes to get ahead.  God Bless.  Trump can pray up a storm btw.

Texas Abortion Law

 allows you to shoot people you believe to be pro abortion.  Stand your ground.

Vegan Pizza.  Aporia at the Waldorf Astoria.

America First!

 Sexual assault, underage girls, and pederast worship a close second.

Giuliani to Pose Topless to Raise Money for His Legal Defense

 He still has that right.  If Trump can pose topless, then Rudy can do so too. Satan can't stand the sight of men posing topless.  This will slow the infiltration of pederasts into Bible Belt churches. Putin has posed topless and he doesn't have a pederast problem!