God-fearing Family

God-fearing God

God-fearing strip mall.

God-fearing herd of cows.

God-fearing virus.

God-fearing fear.

God-fearing dictionary.

God=fearing hamburger.

Over the coming months this blog will list all God-fearing living things and their stuff.

Trump Claims he was never president!

 He says he was a hog farmer for the last twenty years.  I thought I saw him on TV in a suit with a tie that ended at his ankles.

Trump Fundraising off Morons

 You know who you are!

Trump sues Poodle

 The poodle crapped on a lawn at Mar a Lago.  Trump is also suing a coffee cup, a golf ball, the wind, the English Language, God, his mattress, toilet paper, water, urine, people who appear in his nightmares, the Atlantic Ocean, all attractive women, short men, etc.  

A complete list of law suits will appear in a future post.

More Trees, Fewer People

 Restore the earth's surface with forests. 

Smug anti-vaxxers are dropping like flies

 Must be something to learn here.  If you know what it is, please respond.

Trump was thrown out of Hell

 Satan thought he was too childish and pushy.  But evangelicals thinks he's just their kind of guy!

Bob Enyart: RIP

 He is in heaven surrounded by Africans who died of AIDS.  They are singing to him.

Mike Lindell sells rare collection of feathers

 to pay his legal fees and extortion from a UFO hovering over his house.  Please send money!

Taliban Passes Strict Voting Rights Bill

 They received help from Texas legislators.  Just can't have everyone voting...wink, wink.

Texas will have Shootouts in the streets with tumbleweeds blowing around

 This will alleviate the prison and legal system, as well as appeal to traditional ways of justice and sport.  Tournaments are in the works. Stadiums are empty most of the week.  At least it's not abortion!

A Texan shoots another Texan in Starbucks

 Just to get his damn ten gallon hat!  Oh, and because he can.

Joe Rogan is eating hay and carrots as a Covid Treatment

 He has a bale bedside and he's doing well.  Worms are crawling out of his orifices. He's going to sell the worms for charity.

Arizona Ninjas use Divining Rods to Find missing Trump Votes

 Those rods will work through cement!

Trump wanted to fund the audit -- with his money? Ha Ha Ha