J D Vance -- Bottom Feeder

 A Yale alum?  Yikes.  He must do Trump impersonations in the bathroom mirror.

Facebook changes its name to Shamefacebook

 or Assbook and so on.  

Escobar's "cocaine hippos" to be moved to Trump Tower

 Will they fit in an elevator or have to be hoisted with a crane?

Texas is Pro Holocaust

 Thanks for making that candid admission.  If you build ovens, I'm sure you can use them to eliminate Election Steal Deniers!

Steve Bannon Hiding Under his Bed

 He's waiting for Donald to bring him a hamburger.