Mike Lindell on Hunger Strike

 He will only eat pillow foam (with feathers) until what?  Trump will arrive with hamburgers and call off the strike, just when Lindell's weight has dropped below 100 pounds.  It's a moving story.

Mike Lindell uses his colonoscopy pictures

 as evidence of voter fraud.  Is that plausable?

Open Season -- Shoot People You Don't Like

 Buy guns and shoot people that scare you.  If you already have an arsenal, buy some more guns just for fun.  You can't shoot people for fun, but you can if they scare you, even if they are in another part of the country.

Shooting people for fun is next, but it will take a few years and some conservative think tank work for the language.  Shoot latte liberals doesn't quite work yet.  

Rittenhouse crying

 because he wants his rifles so he can go to his high school and shoot students.

Gov Abbot finds porno in his own library!

 It was planted by agents of George Soros. It's a sad day when a god fearing politician goes to his library to find a Bible and finds a book of porno instead. I think he should burn his house down as a prophylactic measure.  You have to be safe.d  Loss of property is the price of a virtuous god-fearing life.

Republican Book Burners (they read?)

 At least they are not burning witches to entertain the king.  But he gets restless and panicky at Mar a Lago, so who knows.  Maybe virgin sacrifice with Evangelical Preachers watching. Falwell could organize the burnings.  He likes to watch.