Trump Praying for Russian Victory and Slaughter of Ukrainin People

 Actually, he's asking Evangelicals for money for his legal bills and asking them to pray for the slaughter, which is fake news.  Evangelicals also believe God sent Putin to do something.

Trump took his hit list to Mar a Lago

 He's still negotiating prices with the gunman.  He also has a poison kit from Putin to use.

Trump Receiving Payments from Putin

Line traitors up against a wall and ....give them a scholarship to Trump University.

Idiot Epidemic in Arizona

 Is the drinking water contaminated?  Maybe they need some foreign aid.

Trump Library

 It will be built in the D.C. sewer system.

Trump used White House Documents

 for toilet paper.  I don't see how the plumbing held up with all that paper moving toward the sewer.