Tuberville -- a small town for morons

 Can't someone find him a middle school coaching job?  Imagine him giving a pre-game speech hoping most of his team ends up in prison.

Mexico City Water

 Elong Musk can turn dirt into water and wine, one beverage better than Jesus.

Musk can also turn plastic waste into topsoil.

Alabama Judges

Do they wear overalls?  Do they have teeth?  Are they members of QAnon?  Do they have vast gun rooms full of assault rifles?

I know, cheap shots.