Saturday, April 27, 2024

The Supreme Court is Moving to Mar-a-Lago

 This blog confirms the speculation.  All the units are spacious when it is time for loans and cramped when it is time for tax appraisal. The law is difficult but someone has to do it.

All documents will be stored in the thousands of Mar-a-Lago bathrooms.  If you need to use one, just put the boxes outside then return them when you are done.  Light a match if necessary.

All Americans should thank Mr. Trump.


Thursday, April 25, 2024

Trump Will Call in the Rapture -- SOON!

 He will make the call when the court is in recess.  Be ready.

Monday, April 22, 2024

Senator Cotton and Lynching

 If you are going to throw protestors into the water, you might consider lynching as a humane alternative. 

Drowning is unpleasant.    Lynching would be a restoration of values.  If not lynching, the guillotine.  They are leftists after all.  The heads could be examples of depravity used in Arkansas schools and churches.  Remember the churchgoers at lynchings with the word of God in their hearts?

Hunting tags are another alternative. The protesters could be shot from the bridge and bass fishing boats could be used to tag and bag.  Why have the Second Amendment if you can't shoot the people you don't like?

 

Saturday, April 13, 2024

Trump's Makeup (nonbinary?)

 Can't a guy have a tube of orange face cream, nylons, and panties?  Trump is nonbinary.

Tuesday, April 9, 2024

Mississippi to Starve Chilldren

 The choice was to grind them up for dog food or let them starve.  Of course, preachers will be on hand to make sure that the Lord is praised at all times.

Friday, April 5, 2024

LSU to Hang Athletes

 This blog thinks hanging for failure to listen to the anthem is extreme.  Maybe the amputation of a hand like a thief in Saudi Arabia would be the right punishment.  What are your thoughts?



Tuesday, April 2, 2024

Donald Trump Praying

 Is like a hobo crapping in a vacant lot.