Hegseth's Mother's Warning

 His treatment of women is exactly what qualifies him for the Trump administration.  Enough said.

Trump to Move Government Agencies to Ukraine

 Both the American and Russian Oligarchs approve  -- for a cut of the action.

Import Tariffs Will Go

 to Trump Family accounts.  The American people won't understand.  They'll say it's a conspiracy while counting on their fingers.  Joe Rogen will blame George Soros.  On it goes.

Gaetz on the Prowl for Teenage Girls

 Lock your daughters in their rooms, unless you want them to donate to the Republican and Evangelical cause.  God will bless you.

Trump and Sex Abuse

A history of sexual abuse is necessary to work in the Trump Administration and maintain support among Christian voters.  Thanks for the moral guidance. Shall we pray?

Trump Wants Gaetz's Address Book

 All those teenagers.  Trump has immunity and the Evangelicals would love it.

Trump University -- Bring it Back.

 You can get a PhD and teach in a university.  You don't need to know how to read!!!  Or you can invest in real estate and make millions!!!!!!

The possibilities are there especially with the Department of Education on the way out.