Thursday, February 27, 2025

Trump Administration to Fight Measles with Big Mac's.

 Trump hasn't had measles recently therefore it must work.

Tuesday, February 25, 2025

Gold Card for Foreigners

Also gives the right to shoot up box stores, fast food businesses, schools, etc.  It is a cultural exchange.

Wednesday, February 19, 2025

Supreme Court Rules that Trump is God

 If you consider his behavior, it makes sense.  He loves himself more than the former God loved the world.

Trump Will Create Trillionaires from the Tax Cuts!!!

 They will give everyone a free MAGA hat!  That's worth it!

Musk and Condoms

 Maybe he should learn how to use them.

Trump Wants to Ruin the Economy

 Just because he can.  You are fired!


Friday, February 14, 2025

Jesus Will Sell Resurrection Bit-Coin

 He learned this from his mentor, Donald Trump.  Yes, this is a what would Jesus do conclusion.


resurrection 

United States of Grift

 If you are not getting some, you're fired.

Wednesday, February 12, 2025

God Told Me

 to go to 7/11 and buy a hot dog.  It was good.

Trump Fires Conductor of New York Philharmonic

 Trump will conduct the orchestra.  They will play the YMCA song at all concerts -- the two-hour version with pauses for the conductor to improvise.  

Sunday, February 9, 2025

Jesus Loves Bit-Coin

He rose from the grave for Bit-Coin. 

Monday, February 3, 2025

Relocate Gazans at Mar-a-Lago

 Trump can use his takings from the Tariffs to pay for their room and board.