Trump to Bomb Town Hall Meetings

 So shout and run. Make American Great Again.

Oklahoma Indicts a Preacher from Texas?

 Trump has already ordered a pardon.  Need more MAGA sex offenders -- especially children.

Andrew Tate to Become Trump Advisor

 He is qualified and a Christian.  Why not?

Economic "Transition"

 Billionaires get paid.  Everyone else eats shit.  But its MAGA shit so it tastes like a big Mac!

Tariffs Cure Cancer

 They also work on athlete's foot, the foot that kept Trump out of the Vietnam war.

Anti-Christ: Tech Billionaires grooming Anti-Christ

 They are in league with billionaires around the world developing technology to enslave us.

Firing Squads Back

 There will be daily shootings on the White House lawn to amuse Musk.

Trump to Begin Poisoning Enemies

 Putin gave him a vial of poison.  Works great!

Trump to Hire the Tate Brothers

 They will be advisors.

Trump to Pardon Charles Manson

 Manson was treated unfairly.

Trump to Bomb the Grand Canyon

 Musk told him to.