Trump to Retire as Pope

 He is a terriffic Christian.  He is qualified.  He can do both jobs because he is a genious.

Kristi Noem's Cash?

What's she buying?  What's she selling? 

Did JD Vance kill the Pope?

 This conspiracy theory making the rounds should be squashed immediately.

Corrupt Judges Alito and Thomas side with Trump on Everything

Must be a suitcase full of cash every week.  Maybe bitcoin.  Thomas likes trailers with gold toilet seats.

Gold Leaf Toilet Paper in the White House

 They deserve it.  Tarriffs will waved for the imported paper.

New Fed Chair -- Hulk Hogan

 Tarriffmania!  He's qualified. 

Trump's Stomach weighs 224 pounds

 The doctor should lose his license.  Maybe it was a DOGE goon giving the physical.

Russel Brand's Conversion (another slimeball hiding behind religion)

 Are the evangelicals praying for Brand and Tate or are they not quite a moral giant like Trump, overflowing with compassion and forgiveness, like the devil? 

Trump Golfs While You are evicted

 Some day you will get your house back.