America First or Trump's Net Worth

They work together.  See the great benefits of buying Trump bit coins or a degree from Trump University.

Trump to Pardon Serial Killers

 They will attend Harvard and kill students with assault rifles.  Go MAGA!!!

Trump to Bomb Harvard

 His team of lawyers have told him it's constitutional.  Soon he will bomb elementary schools in Blue states.

He's tough.  Don't mess with him, especially when's he's eating a Big Mac.

Trump -- Friend of White Collar Crime!

 Get your fraud schemes going!  How bout a revival or Trump University!

Trump Will Sue Putin

 Trump is an outstanding suer.  Putin will settle or go into hiding.

Genocide at Mar-a-Lago

 When a dishwasher sprained an ankle, the beginning of a genocide began in Florida.

Millions of communists from the NY area are driving Teslas and will arrive with hiking poles to begin the genocide.  White South Africans, oppressed for centuries by black Africans, will be slaughtered on golf courses.

The rest is to awful to tell.

Trump Will Hide the Airplane at Mar-a-Lago

 He will hide it with all the classified documents he's selling.