The Devil Throws Trump Out of Hell

 Trump will live in a homeless encampment.  MAGA should start bringing hamburgers to the encampments.  Trump will be the guy who smells of cologne and talks loudly. 

Trump to Bomb Washington DC

 Aircraft carriers are on the way.  The tunnel system under DC is crawling with FBI Agents.

Trump to Turn White House into Big Box Store

 TrumpMart.  All trump products!  All made in China!

Three More Years of Dementia

 Thanks MAGA.

Republican Health Care Plan

 Patients die in the parking lot.  They will be charged for parking, charged for towing, and processing of the dead patient.  There will also be a fee to let the soul go to heaven, unless they are wealthy.

MAGA Death Threats -- Making America Great Again

 Do you have a MAGA enthusiast in your neighborhood oiling his assault rifle, just itching to make America Great Again?

Bake them some cookies.  Recite some scripture.  Give them names of someone who isn't great.

Two Thousand Dollars in Trump Bit Coin

 Don't spend it all on a Big Mac.

Two Thousand Dollar Tarriff Gift

 You can buy a bandaid at your local hospital, but you have to put it on in the parking lot.  Sorry,

people will be dying there.  But a new bandaid is something!  Republican health care.

Laura Loomer in Your Neighborhood Soon

Franchises will be available.

"Evil Beyond Belief" (Epstein)

 Takes one to know one, said the devil while putting on his makeup.

Trump to Bomb Bass Fisherman on Lake Okeechobee

 Lay low until his attention shifts somewhere else.

Trump to Sue Fish and Chips

 Puzzling.  The fish is greasy and battered.  The chips are also greasy and unhealthy.  What's there to take offense?

Rapture News (4)

 When Musk becomes a trillionaire, the antichrist will arrive at Mar-a-Lago.  A big parade will follow with floats and bands.   This will give the righteous a chance to get their ammo ready.  

Trump will introduce the antichrist and announce joint business ventures.  Don't be fooled!