Trump to Appoint Big Foot as FBI Director

 Good choice.  He drinks beer in the woods.

Pete Hegseth for Supreme Court

 Jesus will whisper in his ear.  He was on Fox.  He's gathered wisdom from President Trump.  He'll help end the right to vote for women and minorities.  Unfortunately, he won't be able to fire generals or direct the foreign policy.  Can't have everything.

The hearings would be rough.  Women would come and complain. At least Hegseth wasn't involved with Epstein.