Mitt Romney's Southern Problem

Mitt Romney knows that the president is not a Muslim. This makes him look like a snob, almost a French speaker or someone who used Pig Latin in their phd thesis like Newt Gringrich. No matter how hard Romney tries to down play his intellect and memorize rosters from the SEC, he will always be viewed as a closet liberal. Imagine, wanting people to have health care!

Limbaugh Crisis

Along with the Romneys, I am not wealthy nor are any of my coworkers. With that said, I would offer to sponsor Mr. Limbaugh's show -- should the going get rough. We could use some more work, who couldn't. I propose that the show take percentage based on income earned.

A few years ago I was waiting in my dermatologists office to have a large wart removed from my nose. The secretary had Limbaugh's show on the radio. Limbaugh was talking about sitting and crossing one's legs, no doubt a lesser theme of the culture wars. Then, taking the cigar out of his mouth, he said he couldn't cross his legs because he was in so many words too well hung. The receptionist let loose with a titillated "Oh Rush."

Now I could paint the receptionist's house, interior or exterior. This is the type of client I would be targeting. Wealthy liberals are too fussy and they can cross their legs!

Yes, the dermatologist was trained at a university that was a football powerhouse.