Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Limbaugh Crisis

Along with the Romneys, I am not wealthy nor are any of my coworkers. With that said, I would offer to sponsor Mr. Limbaugh's show -- should the going get rough. We could use some more work, who couldn't. I propose that the show take percentage based on income earned.

A few years ago I was waiting in my dermatologists office to have a large wart removed from my nose. The secretary had Limbaugh's show on the radio. Limbaugh was talking about sitting and crossing one's legs, no doubt a lesser theme of the culture wars. Then, taking the cigar out of his mouth, he said he couldn't cross his legs because he was in so many words too well hung. The receptionist let loose with a titillated "Oh Rush."

Now I could paint the receptionist's house, interior or exterior. This is the type of client I would be targeting. Wealthy liberals are too fussy and they can cross their legs!

Yes, the dermatologist was trained at a university that was a football powerhouse.

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