Tim Tebow Zen Quitter

Sorry, that was Ryokon.

Has Mr. Tebow every had lunch with Mr. Charles Krauthammer and discussed global warming?

Charles Krauthammer Examines Artic Sea Water for David Koch

Arctic ice is brought to David Koch in Koch industries garbage bags.  Charles Krauthammer examines the water and pronounces it a fraud, a hoax.  The water is not an example of climate change.

Krauthammer explains that the water was probably found in the form of ice, then melted on the way to the lab. Koch is devoted to science and agrees to have the ice snap frozen and delivered.

Krauthammer has to spend more time examining the ice, but the fraudulent nature of the ice soon becomes manifest.  There is no sign of climate change.  The ice level of the Arctic is not diminishing.  The melting ice theory is a left wing conspiracy.

Krauthammer is disturbed, though, that Vladimir Putin also does not believe in climate change.  But strong men can see a hoax.

Charles Krauthammer, David Koch and Vladimar Putin

What do they have in common?   None of them believe in climate change.  What else do they have in common?  Intellect (selective applied)?  Corruption?  Brutality?  Entrepreneurial acumen?  Would they all be happy in the same political state -- leader, oligarch and advisor?

The correct answers will be published soon.

Land Mines in Public Schools for Safety

The perimeters of public schools should be bulldozed and land mines should planted to secure the schools.  If athletic fields are lost -- not football -- this is a result of irresponsible civilian use of military weaponry. Yes, we will lose some children to mines, but that is the price of freedom.

Students and parents will enter and exit the school walking the gauntlet  - a sidewalk between land mines. The fronts of schools will have blast walls and bunkers with guns in place. Heavily armed guards will police the halls.

This is a general plan for the future school which merges the idea of freedom for gun owners and freedom from irresponsible gun owners -- a good part of a billion guns pointed at each other in a tenuous stalemate.  This is the second amendment in action.

These security measures count as increased educational funding.

NRA Silent After Shootings

The NRA is silent at this time, but they are working around the clock on new strategies to retain gun freedom.  This blog has learned that the NRA will soon promote the wide-scale use of silencers on guns.  After all, the retort or multiple retorts of assault weapons scare people and the NRA is against scaring people or deer. It does not claim that the ability to scare is a constitutional right.

Guns as signifiers of friendliness and safety would enhance the experience of mall shopping, attending the cinema or school.  God has protected church attendance so far.

A less developed theme is the end of time with climate change and aliens in neighborhoods.  We will need to be armed to fight off aliens and climate change scientists who may well invade our neighborhoods  - field work! -- with measuring devices and shabby European cars.  Silencers will enable a more effective self-defense and ease of changing sides in the case of backing the wrong alien cohort.

Jim DeMint left congress to work on some of these issues at the Heritage Foundation.

Mike Huckabee Magic Thinker

Mike Huckabee should have a large classroom or church full of mentally ill loner men with vast arsenals of assault rifles.  He can teach them Christian values so they don't kill people.  They can have gun cleaning and safety classes. Lock your guns when you not using them! They can visit malls and elementary schools.  He can read the Bible to them.  He can save the American family.  He can save everything.

Hugh Hefner's Penis and Einstein's Brain

As a Gothic thought and movie treatment exercise, imagine the two organs in a mad scientist's laboratory.  We soon learn that the scientist will put the two organs in the same simmering vat.  The horror!

Free Viagra at a MENSA convention!


One can have their own opinion-makers, but not their own set of fact-checkers.