Friday, December 21, 2012

Land Mines in Public Schools for Safety

The perimeters of public schools should be bulldozed and land mines should planted to secure the schools.  If athletic fields are lost -- not football -- this is a result of irresponsible civilian use of military weaponry. Yes, we will lose some children to mines, but that is the price of freedom.

Students and parents will enter and exit the school walking the gauntlet  - a sidewalk between land mines. The fronts of schools will have blast walls and bunkers with guns in place. Heavily armed guards will police the halls.

This is a general plan for the future school which merges the idea of freedom for gun owners and freedom from irresponsible gun owners -- a good part of a billion guns pointed at each other in a tenuous stalemate.  This is the second amendment in action.

These security measures count as increased educational funding.

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