628 Jistin Bieber is Anti Christ

When JB grows pubic hair the Rapture will begin.  A trillion rats will scour the earth for sustenance.

628-630 Creepy Ghost Ship

The Rapture rats are breeding on the ghost ship. They will scurry around on earth trying to grab hold of those beginning flight.  I know, it's an upsetting visual, but it can't be all peaches and cream.

629 Stand Your Ground Rapture -- George Zimmerman Paints

Mr. Zimmerman is painting a series of Rapture pictures with bold colors.  This is definitely investment art. Get your checkbooks ready.

No one has seen the paintings yet.  One wonders if there are figures in the sky ascending with pistols in their hands to eliminate the criminal element.  It's a Stand Your Ground Rapture.

630 Ann Coulter Bobble Heads cont.

Friends of the blog who will no longer go on line for fear of government spying are in agreement that millions of flying Ann Coulter heads with elongated neck would be the perfect precursor to an apocalyptic event.  Biblical plagues come to mind.  All of this suggests climate change which is anathema to the very people who believe in a final and drastic climate change but this is for a time after the implementation of common core standards. 

The bobble heads will all be flying around the sanctuary state of Kansas.

631 Ann Coulter Bobble Heads

When there is a gathering of Ann Coulter Bobble Heads in the air and sky you will know that there will soon be an upward rush through the hole in the Ozone and the Rapture will begin, that is if she remains chaste until then.

632 Rapture Countdown Suspended

Everything stops for football -- not only the NFL.  The SEC has delayed the rapture.  Some even think the SEC has put an end to the Rapture.  This is an extreme view and those who have it are not willing to stand behind it.  So enjoy the games, worry about final things tomorrow.

633 Rapture and the Hole in the Ozone

It can now be revealed that the hole in the ozone is for the Rapture.  When the size of the hole meets Rapture specifications, the Rapture Vacuum will suck all the worthy into outer space on their voyage to Paradise.  This is not to be missed.  It's duration is measureless.  Eat before takeoff.

634 Westboro Baptists Protests Rapture

They will protest the Rapture; mark my words. 

635 Cheerleaders go first

Originally, the Rapture countdown started when a cheer leader refused to wear 666.  She was from the South so we know that she knows whether she knows or not.  Of course, it could be yet another false start adding to the many false starts over the last two thousand years. Don't give up hope, shop, watch TV go to church.  Keep counting.

636 I still look good in a bikini

We have to take a stand on bikinis.  There's plenty of time to get in shape.

637 O.J. Simpson and the Rapture

Now it is believe in many Rapture Circles that the rapture will begin the day of O.J. Simpson's death.

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My computer was down.  It's hard to believe in the Rapture when your computer goes down.  But now that its back up and I have almost two years to get excited again, two years to shop and watch football, then off we go to..that bothers me too.