One Kardashian buttock is swelling and threatening the block the Rapture for an indefinite amount of time, at least as long as we've been waiting -- 2000 years. A missile is being assembled in the back country of a Southern state. The missile is designed to puncture the buttock and release the route the Rapture will follow if it has not fallen victim to entropy. Entropy is not Biblical but if one waits long enough it wins.
This deflated buttocks could cause mass death.
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