Russel Brand's Conversion (another slimeball hiding behind religion)

 Are the evangelicals praying for Brand and Tate or are they not quite a moral giant like Trump, overflowing with compassion and forgiveness, like the devil? 

Trump Golfs While You are evicted

 Some day you will get your house back.

Trump to Bomb Town Hall Meetings

 So shout and run. Make American Great Again.

Oklahoma Indicts a Preacher from Texas?

 Trump has already ordered a pardon.  Need more MAGA sex offenders -- especially children.

Andrew Tate to Become Trump Advisor

 He is qualified and a Christian.  Why not?

Economic "Transition"

 Billionaires get paid.  Everyone else eats shit.  But its MAGA shit so it tastes like a big Mac!

Tariffs Cure Cancer

 They also work on athlete's foot, the foot that kept Trump out of the Vietnam war.

Anti-Christ: Tech Billionaires grooming Anti-Christ

 They are in league with billionaires around the world developing technology to enslave us.

Firing Squads Back

 There will be daily shootings on the White House lawn to amuse Musk.

Trump to Begin Poisoning Enemies

 Putin gave him a vial of poison.  Works great!

Trump to Hire the Tate Brothers

 They will be advisors.

Trump to Pardon Charles Manson

 Manson was treated unfairly.

Trump to Bomb the Grand Canyon

 Musk told him to.

Trump Administration to Fight Measles with Big Mac's.

 Trump hasn't had measles recently therefore it must work.

Gold Card for Foreigners

Also gives the right to shoot up box stores, fast food businesses, schools, etc.  It is a cultural exchange.

Supreme Court Rules that Trump is God

 If you consider his behavior, it makes sense.  He loves himself more than the former God loved the world.

Trump Will Create Trillionaires from the Tax Cuts!!!

 They will give everyone a free MAGA hat!  That's worth it!

Musk and Condoms

 Maybe he should learn how to use them.

Trump Wants to Ruin the Economy

 Just because he can.  You are fired!

Jesus Will Sell Resurrection Bit-Coin

 He learned this from his mentor, Donald Trump.  Yes, this is a what would Jesus do conclusion.

resurrection 

United States of Grift

 If you are not getting some, you're fired.

God Told Me

 to go to 7/11 and buy a hot dog.  It was good.

Trump Fires Conductor of New York Philharmonic

 Trump will conduct the orchestra.  They will play the YMCA song at all concerts -- the two-hour version with pauses for the conductor to improvise.  

Jesus Loves Bit-Coin

He rose from the grave for Bit-Coin. 

Relocate Gazans at Mar-a-Lago

 Trump can use his takings from the Tariffs to pay for their room and board.

Fishing With Hitler

 A favorite MAGA fantasy.  Did he eat fish?  Maybe catch and release.

Slavery --- DEI Was the Cause!

 Think about it.  If it wasn't for DEI, all white families would be in the billionaire class and live in golden trailers like Judge Thomas!

RFK Jr. to Bring Back Polio

 Trump will blame it on DEI because of his six-figure IQ.  

Hegseth to Restore Slavery

 He will live and drink in the master's house and have "fun" in the evening.  By fun, I mean trips to 

Mar-a-Lago when Trump sells classified documents to foreign agents.  MAGA and pass the diet coke.

Trump asks Supreme Court to Wash his Underwear

They agree.  Judge Thomas has taken the most bribes so he agrees to take it to a laundromat.  He wants one million dollars in quarters.