He believes they are fronts for drug cartels passing around bundles of narcotics. He wants a 50 percent cut of all profits to help him get into heaven. If not heaven, then he demands a replica of Mar-A-Lago in hell. He wants thousands of boxes with classified government files in a giant bathroom.
If this demand is not met, he will settle for a giant McDonald's with a gold-leaf interior.
If his demands are not met, he will begin bombing cities run by democrats.
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