Some will be tested in the bathroom with all the boxes of top-secret files Trump is selling to foreign agents. In fairness, he's also selling them bitcoin and Argentinian beef.
Trump's aides are excited but realize that there could be property damage.
We need to know if they kill people and destroy property. Please, mind the golf courses. and ballrooms.
He wants to play golf this weekend. This might not go well.
Keep your kids away. Don't let them take any money from Cash Patel.
Fifty Million Dollars! She does look like a pouty cheerleader.
She will donate her old face to a charity that gives its donations to Donald J Trump.
He believes they are fronts for drug cartels passing around bundles of narcotics. He wants a 50 percent cut of all profits to help him get into heaven. If not heaven, then he demands a replica of Mar-A-Lago in hell. He wants thousands of boxes with classified government files in a giant bathroom.
If this demand is not met, he will settle for a giant McDonald's with a gold-leaf interior.
If his demands are not met, he will begin bombing cities run by democrats.
And much of Africa. The military will try to contain the runoff from Trump's residence.
To have his excess shoe polish (tanning grease) drained from his system. Send your prayers and that other thing. It's cognitive. Prayers and cognition.
Pam Bondi displayed her packaged insults at the congressional hearing. The White House has a one-hundred-million-dollar budget for insults. Many insulters work off-site, cranking out material like "loser" "lowlife" "scumbag" among the many witty and cutting insults. This is one of the accomplishments of the Trump administration. A cabinet-level position is needed.
His hair products and tanning paint will be running in the gutters, befouling the streets, sending thousands to the hospital for poisoning, against the Geneva Convention. Too bad the Israelis couldn't have used it to flush Hamas out of the tunnels.
