Before Thoughts After Prayers

What is this in Latin?
Is it the same place or has it been altered?
What has transpired?
Is there agency involved?
Is aporia in Peoria addressed?

Stunning Thoughts and Plunging Prayers

This is a variation.  But I thought it was necessary in light of the dropping or plunging of the "mother of all bombs."  President Trump was wearing his birkini and eating a hamburger watching a private video of Bill O'Reilly doing some "research."

Fabrication is a Fabrication!

You can take that to a bank and lose your shirt. Aporia in Peoria!

Stunning Thoughts Drop Dead Prayers

On the red carpet or off this is a winning formulation. Aporia in Peoria.

Don't Fire Spicer!

He fits in perfectly with the Trump regime.  Needs to improve his tweeting though.

President Trump Wears Burkini

He wore it when he was demoting Steve Bannon. Steverino was really mad.  So it goes.

White Men Flee Trump!

He runs after blaming them for being poor, uneducated, unemployed, sickly, for the Middle East, his inconsistent golf game, leaks from the White House, wire tapping, disease, climate change, trade imbalance, tooth decay, BO, diarrhea, athletes foot, indigestion, losing the election, etc.