I'm Getting Hamburger-Helper

I apologize to all vegetarians.



Aporia at the Waldorf Astoria

I Apologize for Shooting JFK

Although I don't remember the grassy knoll.  I think I was on a Trump golf course at the time.

I Apologized to the Russians

They accepted, I think.  My memory isn't clear.

I Don't Remember Apologizing

But if I did, I'm sorry.  I'm arranging for memory aides.

Drain the Swamp

I apologize.

I'm Getting Help

I apologize. But I can't remember who I assaulted.  I'll get help for that too.

I Apologize

I'm seeking treatment.






Aporia in the Waldorf Astoria