Papa John

Can't talk about pizza without dropping an N bomb.  We don't eat your pizza so a boycott is not possible.  Sure your sales will be up with Trump supporters though.

Trump Knows Breastfeeding!

If you have to ask.

Republicans Eating Detained Children

Yes, they are being served at republican barbecues, dinner parties and in white house hamburgers.  The new supreme court will clean up any legal problems.

Scott Pruitt for Supreme Court

Imagine how much he can take away under the robe -- all the other judge's jewelry, phones, fountain pens, etc.  No one would know!

Miami Under Water

Just get the president to stand ankle deep and pray and the water (Atlantic Ocean) will recede and never return.  If new coastline emerges, he gets a percentage to develop.  We need more golf courses.

Pruitt Steals Paperclips on the Way Out

What about those million dollar fountain pens?

Trump Serving (Groping) because of God

Sad bunch of goobers out their in the swampy hinterland.