Demolition Ranch

 Is that the organic farm outside Austen?

Sniper World Record!

 Must make some family proud.  Our little Johnny blew the bad guy's brains out from twenty miles away!

Should Teachers be Able to Mine Their Classrooms?

 Yes.  But the charge should require no more than a foot amputation.  We don't want to run up health care costs.  Civil War amputations with saws could be part of a history unit celebrating the Confederacy.

Shooting a student after their foot has been blown off is not very Christian.  Read the bible and if they don't repent or convert, then shoot them.

Mass Shooting -- Definition

Four or more people are shot.  This is the country you live in.  God help us. 

Hunter Biden Shoots Fifty People in a Walmart

He is charged for inaccurate paperwork but given a lifetime membership in the NRA. 

Trump Supporters to Wear Underwear inside out to protest Conviction

 They will also read their Bibles backward and stick hotdogs in their assault rifles (to snack on later when they are firing them in church).

If Trump Went Insane -- How would Anyone Know?

 He would have to blaspheme Christianity.