He believes they are fake, yet defamatory. He believes Jesus had bone spurs. Trump has been given Jesus's bone spurs and will be crucified soon on one of his golf courses. Trump will scream, the crucfixicton was stolen by a bunch of losers!
Sunday, August 11, 2024
Vance Fought in WW1
He fought in the trenches. He inhaled great volumes of mustard gas to save his comrades! He's a hot dog.
Trump's Bone Spurs Bring on the Rapture
The spurs have spread from his feet to his head. He's had a podiatrist on staff since the Vietnam War trying to stop the spread. Trump may need a brain transplant soon. Please pray for him. Hold your Bible upright and look out the window.
Thursday, August 1, 2024
Vance Credits Trump with the Ressurection of Christ
Trump crucified our Lord -- Loser! -- the Resurrected Christ and gave him a week golf pass at one of his pitch and put courses.
Tuesday, July 16, 2024
Monday, July 15, 2024
Sniper World Record!
Must make some family proud. Our little Johnny blew the bad guy's brains out from twenty miles away!
Wednesday, July 10, 2024
Should Teachers be Able to Mine Their Classrooms?
Yes. But the charge should require no more than a foot amputation. We don't want to run up health care costs. Civil War amputations with saws could be part of a history unit celebrating the Confederacy.
Shooting a student after their foot has been blown off is not very Christian. Read the bible and if they don't repent or convert, then shoot them.
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