RFK -- shoe polish face

 Maybe it's bear grease.

Trump uses full body makeup -- you should too!

 We've tried it here at Pat's bog.  Can't recommend it enough.

Trump and RFK use the same brand of shoe polish on their face.

J D Vance Fought in the Civil War

 He fought bravely and killed thousands of Yankees.   Give him an assault rifle and see what he can do.

Trump Sues His Bone Spurs

 He believes they are fake, yet defamatory. He believes Jesus had bone spurs.  Trump has been given Jesus's bone spurs and will be crucified soon on one of his golf courses. Trump will scream, the crucfixicton was stolen by a bunch of losers!

Vance Fought in WW1

 He fought in the trenches.  He inhaled great volumes of mustard gas to save his comrades!  He's a hot dog.

Trump's Bone Spurs Bring on the Rapture

 The spurs have spread from his feet to his head.  He's had a podiatrist on staff since the Vietnam War trying to stop the spread.  Trump may need a brain transplant soon.  Please pray for him.  Hold your Bible upright and look out the window.

Vance Credits Trump with the Ressurection of Christ

 Trump crucified our Lord -- Loser! -- the Resurrected Christ and gave him a week golf pass at one of his pitch and put courses.