RFK cuts head off of Dead Cat Lady

 Trump and J D watch.  J D defends decapitation.  He's a lawyer and author.

Trump took Shit at Arlington Cemetary

He thought he was at one of his golf courses.  Everybody's done in the bushes. Nature calls.

Don't die in war if you don't want the commander-in-chief to crap on your grave.

Trump Sues mt. Rushmore

 Why not?  he's not paying for the lawyers.

Project 2025 -- Trump Will enforce Shoe polish face on all kindergarteners

 This is too much project 2025.  Even with free visits to Mar-a-Lago and a chance to give Russian spies classified documents, it should be pay as you go.  

RFK -- shoe polish face

 Maybe it's bear grease.

Trump uses full body makeup -- you should too!

 We've tried it here at Pat's bog.  Can't recommend it enough.

Trump and RFK use the same brand of shoe polish on their face.

J D Vance Fought in the Civil War

 He fought bravely and killed thousands of Yankees.   Give him an assault rifle and see what he can do.