Salad During the Rapture

Some of the regular PB commenters have started a discussion about food to take during the Rapture.  Implausibly, salad is mentioned as a meal for the trip.  Its light and digestible.  But what if the Rapture takes 2000 years?  Will the Rapturees arrive alive at their destination alive?

 

Food and snack suggestions are welcome.  A nutritional plan for an extended journey is also needed.

Natile Wood -- The Truth

Donald Trump was there.  It was his boat.  He is very qualified.  He is for the middle class!  He reads pflarf poets and is an anonymous patron.

One Million Visits

Be the one millionth visitor to this blog site and win something somewhere in the future.

 

Note:  I have counted pflarf poet visits in a manner that "stuffs" the total.  Without them this would be another blog without cute pictures.

Miracles: Disneyland or Lourdes

This blog would like to know at which location, Disneyland or Lourdes, has to most authenticated miracles.  Are mouse ears more efficacious than bottled spring water?

At which location would Donald Trump get the most help?

Donald Trump Does the Downward Dog

As he rises into the asana, coins fall out of his pockets.  He grabs them quickly.  The asana is too submissive, although he is on top.  He thinks for a moment that he has been praying in some form.  He doesn't pray to anyone.  He wants everyone to bow to him like a desert divinity.

Donald Trump Says Namaste

Donald Trump will approve of the torture of all Moslems.  The torturers will say Namaste before each session.  Trump will use the information to select sites to build golf courses.

 

That man came make money.  Jesus works an adding machine around the heavenly clock.

Namaste Georgia

You are right.  It goes like this.  First  yoga, then dancing, the teenage pregnancies (that you've accomplished without yoga) then the selling off of assault rifles at the flea market.  Without assault rifles the UFO's are free to land during the Masters and begin assaulting the children who were deprived of yoga in the first place.