Supreme Court Nominees in Bathing Suit Competition

They will wear tasteful one piece suits and walk the ramp for Trump and has staff.  Not cellulite please!

Netanyahu and Trump Will Have Paper and Crayons to Draw Pictures of Bombs!

At least they won't be dropping them.

Kelleyanne Conway: WWE Wrestler

I think she could do it!  Go girl!

Trump to Grope Queen! (MI5 Alert!) (Aporia in Peoria)

MI5 and MI6 are both worried that President Trump will try to grope the queen which could cause an international incident, especially if they have to tase him to get him off.

Kelleyanne Conway is practicing her denial of video showing the President with his hand in an inappropriate place.  Conway will blame the camera.

Senator Ryan -- Trump Ass Kisser

He's got his nose way up there.  Anything to return to millions of Americans without health insurance.

Send Trump to Gitmo -- its a Trump Brand for Sure

He's pro terror and needs to be waterboarded until his BMI is at a more healthy level.  Consider it a fat farm and reeducation resort.  He can have his business back.  His whole family needs treatment.

Donald Trump Revealed Who He Voted for and His Fans are Shocked!

He's already aged.  Buy orange hair dye stock!  Actually, he forgot what he was doing at the precinct.  He went home and watched Wheel of Fortune to bone up on policy.