Covfefe the presidential dog

Please get a dog for Trump.  Perhaps the National Review can get a conservative establishment dog for the president to talk to, play with and take for a very short walk.

Covfefe -- Alien Talk

The president is communicating with the aliens who are calling the shots through his presidential/tycoon mind!  I believe it is spelled kovfefe.

Trump War Room

Will body slam opponents.  Have hookers on hand as well.  Plenty of hamburgers.  Are real man cave.  Russian Porn!

Racial Rants

Dead white guys popped up out of the earth and voted illegally for Trump then began ranting racist BS.  They are reproducing at an alarming rate.

Body Slam (Poetry Slam)

Make America Great Again!  Duterte of the Mountain West.  How about some body shaming while we're at it.

Hannity Doesn't Need Advertising!

It's for liberal wimps!  He can fight through the vast web of conspiracy by himself with an ax.  Fox viewers don't buy anything anyway.

Free Melania!

She doesn't look very happy.  Send suggestions.