Many in the Room with Trump

They were all applauding because he is a great man, a terrific president, a tremendous golfer,
a ginormous businessman, a vertiginous statesman, a bloviating lover, a dearest father, etc.
Even the walls applaud as best they can.

Trump Akin to Cockroach

After he nukes the world, hundreds orange-haired cockroaches will scuttling around on golf courses
making themselves great again.  Hope you are there.

Let's Cover the Entire US with a Flag

Like a fumigating tent.  Whoever survives after a month is a real American or cockroach.

Major Announcement Next Week

I will be huge.

Apple Underwear

Your genitals can text and leave your hands free to call or read email!

Trump "Castrates" Tillerson

One hundred Evangelical Pastors watch with open bibles.  I'm afraid its going to happen and then Trump will say, "You're fired!"

By the end of his term Trump will be wandering around in the White House shouting at himself in mirrors.

New Trump Hat

Make Opioids Great Again.   Unfortunately, the real stuff and religion...his adopted people, sweating around the alter.